From the Orient

So the “Beard of Evil”:http://www.dellah.com/orient/2003/05/30/beard_of_evil.shtml was defeated by the “Evil Clown of Doom”:http://www.dellah.com/orient/2003/06/09/evil_clown_of_doom.shtml but thankfully the very next morning The Razor Blade of Rassilon was employed to wipe the Evil Orange Beard from the face of the Universe.

And in the real world, I went to a birthday party on Saturday. The birthday boy has ginger hair and a goatee beard. Around ten of his friends turned up with Orange Tinged goatee beards, carefully grown over a three week period; known for ever more as The Itching Times. Hey, and I won the prize of “best beard” and got a plastic golf club set as a present. I, and the other children in my family, loved it!

I always wanted to see what I looked like with a silly beard (and giant orange wig) and now that I know, I feel I’ve experienced it enough to know that it is not something that should be done again. I’ve haven’t felt so silly dressed up since my stag do.

btw, last ever episode of Buffy tonight, Sky One; UK. And they freaking postponed Angel to show some shitting Buffy documentary that could easily wait until next week when there is no Buffy to show. Grrr.

The Beard of Evil has been deposed. Long live the Evil Clown of Doom.

Note: No photoshop effect used.

Because everyone knows that “clowns are evil”:http://www.drwhoguide.com/who_7j.htm

Come on, guess the reason.

I like the way Microsoft work. There is a certain style to their evilness, don’t you think?

bq. As part of the agreement, Microsoft will give a new royalty-free, seven-year licence of its browsing technology to AOL.

I once sold a batch of “Tissue Compression Eliminators”:http://www.kasterborus.com/tardis/baddies/master/ to the Cybermen. I didn’t tell them about the gold handles on that particular version of the TCE that caused their systems to seize up and crash. It was funny watching them lurch around, clutching their respiratory boxes. The tried to attack me but couldn’t get their positions right. Ended up shooting themselves.

_mwu ha ha ha_

A pretty good history of humans pathetic attempts to get to Mars. Of course, I’ve not been there myself, wouldn’t want to get on Sutekh’s bad side.

However, it misses out vital information on the lumbering reptiles, the Ice Warriors and “how the British landed on Mars in 1999″:http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/ebooks/dyingdays/

I’m all in favour of Entitlement cards. Oh yes, it’ll be far easier to control my minions with these in place. Then I’ll be able to rule the country with ease. Then the world, and from there I’ll be Master of the Universe

*chuckle*, *manically laugh*, *wink*

Warning, a Beard of Evil has taken over this weblog.

Mwu wu ha ha ha!
(Ahem)