Two Cycling Tips
1) Don’t cycle with your mouth open. You are liable to collect flies and when travelling fast, a fly in the mouth can be a very horrible experience.
2) When cycling along a path, and ahead you spy a wobbling cyclist moving erratically, don’t speed up, nearly crash into said wobbling cyclist, swear at them for not watching what they were doing and then speed off into the distance. The wobbling cyclist may just have swallowed a fly.
My task today is to swallow a spider to catch the fly.