Questions and answers
*Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:*
“the shape of the biodata strand, as the individual moves along his or her own time-line, is the true shape of that individual’s life.”
*Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?*
A glass of water.
*What is the last thing you watched on TV?*
BBC News, in the garage where my car was being MOTd this morning.
*WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is.*
1.45pm
*Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?*
1.59pm.
*With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?*
Belle and Sebastian - If She Wants Me on my headphones. If I take the headphones off, I hear someone talking to a customer and other people typing stuff into computers. So exciting.
*When did you last step outside? What were you doing?*
Driving to work
*Before you came to this website, what did you look at?*
Looking at the A9 search engine thingy
*What are you wearing?*
Shirt and trousers and other bits and bobs.
*Did you dream last night?*
Can’t remember now
*When did you last laugh?*
This morning when Kid A whacked my wife accidentally with a handbag full of toys. In bed.
*What is on the walls of the room you are in?*
A clock, a loney planet calendar, a few photos of family and some football pictures.
*Seen anything weird lately?*
I saw Gary Neville score, that was weird.
*Last movie you saw?*
Pirates of the Caribeen. Will be seeing Shawn of the Dead very soon though.
*If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?*
A new car so I don’t have to fork out for another fortune getting my current car through the MOT
*Reveal something that no-one knows about you.*
Can’t imagine there is anything _no-one_ knows.
*If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?*
Stop people asking silly questions like this one.
*Do you like to dance?*
I don’t and you wouldn’t like to watch me either.
*George Bush:*
Corrupt dictororial bastard
*Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?*
I couldn’t imagine my first child being a girl, because she is. She is known as Kid A.
*Same question for a boy.*
Eric
*Stretch your right hand all the way out, what is the first thing you touch?*
A computer screen.
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