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Give IE away for free?

I like the way Microsoft work. There is a certain style to their evilness, don’t you think?

bq. As part of the agreement, Microsoft will give a new royalty-free, seven-year licence of its browsing technology to AOL.

I once sold a batch of “Tissue Compression Eliminators”:http://www.kasterborus.com/tardis/baddies/master/ to the Cybermen. I didn’t tell them about the gold handles on that particular version of the TCE that caused their systems to seize up and crash. It was funny watching them lurch around, clutching their respiratory boxes. The tried to attack me but couldn’t get their positions right. Ended up shooting themselves.

_mwu ha ha ha_

This entry was posted on Friday, May 30th, 2003 at 17:00 and is filed under Beard of Evil, Browsers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 Responses to “Give IE away for free?”

  1. Stuart Langridge Says:
    May 30th, 2003 at 18:00

    Bah, that page about the Master is rubbish. You need loads more biographical detail about him and his TARDIS and all that sort of thing.

    On the other hand, Roger Delgado is still the coolest man ever.

  2. Paul Freeman Says:
    May 30th, 2003 at 20:36

    I was in a rush, and that page was so old-style web ; naff like Doctor Who.