Car Crash
January 28th, 2003
I was involved in a zero mile an hour car crash this morning. The traffic was stationary and I was idly contemplating the importance of polos (the mint with the hole) when Wham! I thought from the force of the impact that my car would have a car sized hole in the back of it. Looking in my mirror I couldn’t see the erroneous driver in my back seat, so got out to find out why he had decided to drive forward when no one was going anywhere.
No reason. Just a blank look of indifference as he viewed the damage. To his car. My car was oddly intact. His bumper no longer existed.
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